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Are you a Bowie addict?
If you have ever worried you might have an addiction to Dave, take the questionaire below. If you answer yes to 3 or more, you may be an addict.

1) Have you ever stolen money in order to buy Bowie albums?

2) Have you ever traded in items you like, including maybe other albums, in order to buy more Bowie albums?

3) Do you often listen to Bowie alone?

4) Do you ever find yourself making excuses to avoid social situations, because all you want to do is stay home and listen to Bowie?

5) Do any of these excuses sound familiar to you?
"Oh, I'm not an addict, I'm just going though a 9-albums-a-day patch at the moment, it will pass..."
or "I'm not an addict, I can stop listening to Bowie whenever I want... I just don't want to yet."

6)When you are in a situation where you haven't got any Bowie to listen to, have you ever substituted by listening to Rod Stewart instead? (They are friends after all...)

7) Do you lie to others about how many albums you have? (eg, you say "just a few..." when you really have double copies of every one, including singles and soundtracks)

8)Are you often mistaken for being gay? (Applies mainly to male Bowie addicts)

9)Do you see Bowie as an escape from reality and use his music to numb the pain in your life?

10) Do you own a secret hidden stash of Bowie albums?

Smack baby, Smack!
One day wake up and you realise it's just you and your heroin (Bowie). You've sold all your furnishings (other records) in order to buy more heroin (Bowie). All your friends have grown tired of you acting strange and talking about heroin (Bowie) so you are all alone. Your family doesn't talk to you much any more because they believe all people into heroin (Bowie) are weird (gay).


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